calculater talk

here are some stuff you can write on your calulator:

hello- 0.7734 and turn your calculator up side down.... VOILA!

hi- 14

boobie- 318008 FAVEROTE!

boob- 08008

bwahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaha i need a life... and more followers

more condom hapily ever afters

ok so my younger sister and i were in the girls bathroom and there was a machine of condoms and my sister was like
"what are condoms? what ever they are they must be yummy becuase it says they are strawberry scented!"

LMAOOOO

a lecture of matthew's boobs

okay so there is a guy im my class matthew also know as matty platty <333  and he feels sad that HE has so boobs so we gave him a lecture here are some screen shots:

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the internet.....

Sreriously people. i was just looking up some pictures on the internet. (google images) of animals with my 6 year old brother. I typed in fox, because i wanted to see a picture of a fox. So i type in the search bar, fox. then a bunch of scandaly dressed people come up on the screen and my brother was right there. I swear he was scarred for life. then he was asking me all these questions like why did thAT COME UP! what a poor boy. Our internet is soo messed up. really messed up people. (if you really want to see a fox like a animal fox you have to taype "fox animal" in the search bar.)

MESSED UP WORLD PEOPLE. MESSED UP WORLD!!!

prank calls

here are some cool prank calls that you can use ( we suggest you just use them while phoning your friends because threatening someone over the phone (even as a joke) is elligal  so be careful!

1_ Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!

2_ Call up some random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.

3_  Call up some random number and when someone answers, ask them 'where do babies come from?

4_ Call up someone and start talking about stuff you did in your day

4_ call a store cask them to hold 60 cans of tuna for your starving cat.

for more idea's go to http://www.buzzle.com/articles/great-prank-call-ideas.html 

condoms (wow)

okay people again... I am not a messed up retarded perv I just happen to experiance a lot of uhh...... interesting things...
ok so I was at the airport in a gift show and I see something called "candoms" I am like WTH is this?
being young and dumb, I call over my mom going to ask her what it is and right at the moment when she comes i realize that there is a little * next to the word "candom" and at the bottom it said..
also known as condom's
what a messed up world

why is everyone the same?

ok seriously people why are we all  a bunch of messed up robots?!
we all get hot chocolate from Tim hortons why not from Country life or something?!!! what if we all had the name bobby  because everyone had messed up parents! we would be like Where's bobby number 6385? wheres bobby 246? what if we all wore the same type of underwear!!! what if everyone wanted a purple nose?
what if everyone walked around the world naked!!!!! (again with the nudity)

Nudity O_o

Okay okay just because one of my post's are on nudity does not mean i am a perv... or does it?
okay I went to mexico not long ago and this kid (guessing about 5 years old) starts stripping ( and this is just the beginning)
then he starts rolling around in the sand lifting his foot up!! it looked like he was trying to pee like a dog :s

seriously people keep your pants on.